Swimming Suit

Dear Brittany,
I realize you've been busy... but I'm still hiding out in the back of your closet. Is it possible to get an estimate on when exactly you decide to lose the baby fat and get your old body back? I know we had that brief encounter where you thought for 5 minutes that I might actually still fit. Most uncomfortable 5 minutes of my life....

Anyhoo, I'd really like to come out of hibernation sometime in the near future. If you could ask your baby weight to hurry along that would be great. It's been nearly 3 years now and I'd say I'm being completely reasonable.

Love,
Your old 2 piece swimming suit


PS... I know what you did last summer. And it obviously wasn't dieting.