Dear New Years Resolution Committee,
I am writing to inform you that I did the unthinkable tonight. I committed a crime so horrendous that it makes me hang my head in shame.
3 words. Five. Layer. Burrito.
You should probably contact my thigh muscles to let them know that tomorrow they will be incredibly busy serving time for my crime. I will be doing squats until the cows come home.
Love,
Brittany
PS. I tried to stay away. I really did. I think my hunger pains have given me the nose of a bloodhound though. I smelled that burrito half way down the block. I think I'm going to be sick.
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I don't know what to say other than L0L on all of these posts! So no worries, I'm still reading, all I do is laugh!
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