Shaving

Dear Brittany,

We were just wondering if you were aware that you have thighs? Two of them to be exact..

Why you ask? Well it's been 4 years since you've shaved above your knees. Except for your anniversary of course and your husbands birthdays.

In case you didn't notice your thighs have not ceased to grow hair. Unless you have some condition that does not allow your arms to reach your thighs with the shaver.. we would like to request that you pay us some attention. The knees are not a stopping point.

You try wearing a winter coat for 4 years. Good grief girl.

Love,
Your Thighs

PS. Your excuse of "not seeing us" is really pathetic. Honey, we're so large a blind man wouldn't have trouble finding us :)