Ranch Soup

Dear Brittany,

We think it's great that you like to eat salads. However, the salad you ate last night could probably be called less salad and more "ranch soup". Drenching your salad in ranch defeats the purpose of you actually eating the salad.

Oh and while we're on the subject of dinner last night... if next to your salad there is a mountain of rice with a puddle of gravy.... maybe you should just set the plate down and walk away. We're just sayin'..... Once again, Not helping.

Love,
Your New Years Resolution Committee.


PS. Your thighs called. They want their space back. They're so sick of rubbing together while you walk. It causes way too much friction between them.