Brownie Coma

Dear Brittany (Mom),

We would like to applaud you for being a good mom and making brownies with your children. Brownies are good... but you're not that tempted by them because you don't like chocolate. Or so you say......

If you really don't like chocolate then why did you go into panic mode when you snuck into the kitchen to have a "tiny" bite and the brownies were gone? We saw you glance frantically all over the kitchen. We saw you look in the oven and go through the cupboards. Next came the "Oh no" state. Where you wonder if you had a food coma and ate them all without even knowing it. We watched you try to smell your own breath to see if there was any hint of chocolate.

We know how hard you've been trying to lose weight. And we're 100% supportive. That's why we ate the entire pan for you before you could even get a nibble.

You looked so pleased when you found the eaten pan of brownies hiding in our Princess chair. What sweet girls you have.

Love,
Your children

PS. How could you even think of eating an entire pan of these by yourself? We're going to need a clean up in aisle 4. Which is Kynzee's bed. On the sheets you just washed. Love you Mom!