Dear Brittany,
Sorry if we've seemed down lately. Just not feeling like our perky selves. Things just seem to have changed between us and we're definitely not as close as we used to be. It's not you, it's us. Sorry to be such a drag.
Love,
Your breasts
PS We're heading south for the winter.... or at least until breast augmentation.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA BRITT YOU CRACK ME UP!!!! I can't wait to keep with with this one!! Like I always say... Gravity-2 Me-0
ReplyDelete'it's not you, it's us'... HILARIOUS! thx 4 the laugh!
ReplyDeleteoh man, I love this. So true, and genuine. So great.
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