I regret to inform you that I am firing you. I have decided that you really are a quack doctor and have no idea what you're talking about.
You told me today that my ab muscles were weak and that I need to strengthen them to hold my spine in place better.
Well, the joke is on you buddy. Little do you know.. I do ab work outs ALL day. It's called sucking in. Do you know what it's like to suck in 24 hours a day? It's not easy work. Those ab muscles are constantly being pushed to their limits.
I'm sucking in right now as I type this letter and trust me... I'm feeling the burn.