Dear Brittany,
If you're looking for your energy.. your butt ate it.
Good luck getting it to give it up. Your butt really likes bouncing around all day. Or at least so I've been told by your muffin top. Who heard it from your breasts.
Love,
Your thighs
PS. We could put a hit man out on your butt. I've heard he's good at "getting rid" of big problems. His name is Mr. Tread E. Mill. Give him a call.
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hahahaha! well I hit the tread mill today and I still have a lot of BIG problems to worry about ;)
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